You are the last generation that will die.

Healthy people are bad for capitalism.

The unanticipated side effects of technology dictate the future.

Worshipping the soul is an insult to science.

The future feels like homework.

Overweight people are better for the economy than thin people.

I would like to speak with a human being please.

Machines are talking about you behind your back.

The internet occupies the slot in your head once occupied by religion and politics.

Lives are no longer feeling like stories.

Douglas Coupland (2011-ongoing)