I would have read a serious novel, cultivated an organic garden, driven senior citizens to the polls if I hadn’t gotten caught up in those stupid blogs. Why are all those people blogging, anyway? What makes their lives and experiences so much more interesting than mine? If bloggers weren’t inflicting their stupid stuff on the rest of us, the rest of us would be enjoying. We would be honing our writing, not reading the half-assed thoughts of idiots. We’d be making art, not looking at stupid cat videos. We’d be spending time with our family, not chatting with strangers on blogs. – Blog Theory, Jodi Dean