{"id":57658,"date":"2018-10-07T00:01:39","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T00:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/?p=57658"},"modified":"2018-10-15T10:55:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T10:55:08","slug":"the-teacher-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/the-teacher-10\/","title":{"rendered":"the teacher (10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what?<br \/>\nPeople need awe.<br \/>\nThey crave it, the teacher says.<br \/>\nAnd she tells a joke.<br \/>\nSt. Peter asks Maria, when she arrives at the gates of heaven, why he didn&#8217;t see her smile when she was down there. Not even once. &#8216;I rather had a girl,&#8217; she answers. <\/p>\n<p><!--- Petrus vraagt Maria als ze bij de hemelpoort arriveert waarom hij haar nooit heeft zien lachen terwijl ze beneden was. Zelfs niet een keertje.\n'Ik had liever een meisje gehad,' antwoordt Maria. ---><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what? People need awe. They crave it, the teacher says. And she tells a joke. St. Peter asks Maria, when she arrives at the gates of heaven, why he didn&#8217;t see her smile when she was down there. Not even once. &#8216;I rather had a girl,&#8217; she answers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2887,2895],"tags":[2911,1348,227],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57658"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57853,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57658\/revisions\/57853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}