{"id":41045,"date":"2016-04-09T00:01:14","date_gmt":"2016-04-09T00:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/?p=41045"},"modified":"2016-04-08T05:41:11","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T05:41:11","slug":"four-eyed-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/four-eyed-monsters\/","title":{"rendered":"four eyed monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They have four eyes.<br \/>\nThey have two mouths.<br \/>\nThey have eight limbs that wrap around themselves in narcississtic self adoration.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s disgusting, and I can&#8217;t help but envy them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They have four eyes. They have two mouths. They have eight limbs that wrap around themselves in narcississtic self adoration. It&#8217;s disgusting, and I can&#8217;t help but envy them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41045"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41090,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41045\/revisions\/41090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imhd.nl\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}