Does anyone know what Adele’s ex-boyfriend actually DID? She still seems REALLY pissed off @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
‘Did you remember to buy my Kit-Kat?’ ‘No.’ ‘Right. I’m getting an album out of that.’ @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
*Adele comes into the bathroom \u2013 sees the toilet-seat up. RUNS to piano* @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
‘You just sort-of pushed the fridge door to, without making sure it was properly shut’ @caitlinmoran retweets @Duncan_Gates<\/small><\/p>\n
I reckon he got off with Lorraine, hence the song ‘I set fire to Lorraine’ @caitlinmoran retweets @MrWirth<\/small><\/p>\n
I would like it if it’s just some bloke she saw on the train once, who has totally no idea. @caitlinmoran retweets @jennycolgan<\/small><\/p>\n
I mean, I’m hearing a LOT of emotion, but no solid anecdotery about his specific failings? @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
It’s going to be hard for him to take any lessons forward, is all I’m saying. @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
‘Did you tape Strictly?’ ‘Soz babe \u2013 forgot.’ *Adele drops to her knees, clutching at the sky* @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
(I should point out I LOVE ADELE. I love a chick with a grudge. I’m still avenging the boy who called me a ‘Fat Womble’ in 1982) @caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
‘You’ve just ironed over the shirt buttons, not around them, haven’t you?’ *pen out* @caitlinmoran retweets @chris_a_tye<\/small><\/p>\n
I’ve lost count of how many songs I got out of a boy who briefly ignored me in 1980. @caitlinmoran retweets @tracey_thorn<\/small><\/p>\n
To be fair, now I think about it, 80% of my output is similarly inspired.@caitlinmoran<\/small><\/p>\n
#whatdidadelesboyfrienddo<\/small><\/p>\n
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