Thou shalt worship wordpress and no other cms before you.
Thou shalt learn to love your links.
Thou shalt keep on clicking.
Thou shalt update regularly.
Thou shalt honor your visitors.
Thou shalt not spam comments.
Thou shalt speak in thine own voice.
Thou shalt be you.
Thou shalt avoid theory, because nobody cares.
Thou shalt avoid content, the stream is the message.
Thou shalt microblog as often as possible a link to your latest post.
Thou shalt be you.
Thou shalt be afraid of the blank page.
Thou shalt turn on comments.
Thou shalt post before you think.
Thou shalt post frequently.
Thou shalt write catchy headlines.
Thou shalt make lists and write brief entries.
Thou shalt write friendly urls.
Thou shalt include images and sound.
Thou shalt be you.
Thou shalt read, write, stumble upon.
Thou shalt forward and retweet.
Thou shalt tag.
Thou shalt leave your mark.
Thou shalt embed movies of cute kittens.
Thou shalt continue to cultivate one’s person.
Thou shalt circulate messages for the sake of circulating.
Thou shalt discuss, comment, react.
Thou shalt lament and postpone any action.
Thou shalt write bad English.
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue (Virginia Woolf).
Thou shalt devour little nuggets of enjoyment.
Thou shalt do it again, again, and again.
Thou shalt count pagehits and visitors on a daily hourly base.
Thou shalt convert firsttime visitors.
Thou shalt embrace zero comments.
Thou shalt complain about writer’s block.
Thou shalt put stuff on your cat.
Thou shalt be opinionated.
Thou shalt speak your mind about anything.
Thou shalt not know when to shut up.
Thou shalt fill your blogroll with interesting people.
Thou shalt break your feed and offer tiny chunks.
Thou shalt know good stuff as you stumble upon it.
Thou shalt have a memorable blogname.
Thou shalt loathe ‘no photograpy allowed’-signs in museums.
Thou shalt increase traffic.
Thou shalt not hide your sources.
Thou shalt not, I repeat not, abandon your blog after a month.
Thou shalt publish till you drop.
Thou shalt be serious.
Thou shalt spread the word.
Thou shalt offer people advice on how to blog.
Thou shalt link to catsthatlooklikehitler.com.
Thou shalt link to catsinsinks.com.
Thou shalt understand: blogging is a labor of love.
Thou shalt be you.